Vesper 7 was an Ekat until he heard about the Vespers. His name is Jake from State Farm (Known as JarJar Binks.) Vesper 7 is the Vesper Plumber. It is more dangerous than it sounds. He has a servant (Vesper 7 1/2) who's named George Lucas. George Lucas is a former Madrigal who joined the Vespers when he got insulted by Matt Damon (Janus). JarJar also has control over Blink 182. JarJar's worst enemy is Flo from Progressive (Vesper 9) and is BFF's with the Geico Gecko (Vesper 11). He has red hair, pink eyes, sideburns, a chinstrap (without mustache) and always wears a yellow tuxedo. His pants are yellow and striped. He wears glasses from 7:30 am to 2:12 pm. His glasses are tinted orange with white sides. He can play soccer and is a fairly good goalie. He was born in Blodgett, Oregon at 11:23 PM on May 10th, 1978. He is 38 years old (as of 2016). He was once caught speeding on an Ohio road and got a $200 doller fine. He idolizes Jayson Werth (Washington Nationals Left Fielder) and hates Tom Brady. He has a scar on his face from a boating accident when he was 9. He worked at a fancy New York restaurant when he was 17 (he moved to New York to get away from Flo). His ideal weapon when he fights is a spiked plunger staff.

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